A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.
by RedheadedERfan July 12, 2005
A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
by Mighty Raccoon November 20, 2017
by Thou_Art_Not_Worthy September 14, 2018
good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since
DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!
by milkshake January 22, 2005
by Melanthex March 29, 2005